NSFW: طيابك يا صبي

Sitting on the ledge of the roof.
My legs wrapped around your waist.
The wolves are howling.
Beirut is silent.
That’s our now.

Smoke in the sky.
Stars in our eyes.
Beit Mery in our lungs.
Liquid in our courage.
Tomorrow is but an option.

Two dollars in our pockets.
A thousand possibilities.
One shot.
No repeats.
The clock says 12:20 am. And that’s where it stops.

“Can we stay here all night?”.
“Only if you…”.
A whisper in my left ear.
A moan begging for mercy.
There’s no pill involved. But this is ecstasy.

All the years we sinned.
All the shadows we chased.
If I die right now,
I would have lived.

12

You Know Nothing, Beirut Boy

After 7 years of livin’ la vida gay

After 601 published posts

After coming out (and being outed) to my family

After falling in love 3 times

After dumping and getting dumped 6 times

After 70 nights of getting shit-faced at a gay club

After weeks of waitressing and serving hundreds of drunk lesbians

After 2 years of non-stop hustling at my day job

After 60 blowjobs

After 11 ecstasy pills and 65 Marlboro Light packs

After 100 kisses, 20 fucks, 2 orgies, 75 one night stands

I can honestly say that I’ve learned absolutely nothing.

Well, that’s not entirely true. I have learned how to take dick pretty well. But that’s about it.

The more I feel, the less I know.

The more I go out, and live, and love, the more I realize I know nothing.

I can give life advice and relationship tips to you and my friends all day long, bass walla, I’m just as clueless as you are.

And you know what? We’re 20-something, we’re gay, we live in Lebanon, under abnormal circumstances. We’re not supposed to know everything. We’re supposed to be beautifully complex (otherwise known as “fucked up”) creatures who know absolutely nothing. This is the time for loving hard, hating harder, living fast, trial and error (lots of error), bad decisions, regrets, and the occasional wonderful surprises.

So here’s to all of us, who know absolutely nothing.

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To Cut or Not to Cut?

The most famous uncut guy: Michelangelo's "David"

For a while, I used to say “I would never…like ever have sex with a man who is uncircumcised” and mostly cause most of my friends would tell me an uncut penis is dirty, smelly, produces icky fluids, etc.

Another reason why I had been so grossed out by the idea is because I had an experience with an uncut boy… and I just umm…I…akh…well let’s just say I…could…not. I just could not! I could only touch it for a bit, but that was it!

There’s so much cock discrimination towards uncut men. There’s this one guy I know who fucked an uncut boy but would not go down on him. This same guy doesn’t mind swallowing someone’s cum! Apparently, sucking an uncut dick is not as amusing as swallowing cum.

Seriously?

Let’s face it. To assume all uncut men are unclean down there is just plain “dick-ist”.  Hygiene ultimately depends on the guy you’re with, and if he showers once a week, it’s prolly gonna stink down there whether he’s uncut or cut.

So since I don’t encourage discrimination of any sort, I, BeirutBoy, declare that from this moment on, I will never  judge a penis by its foreskin (or lack thereof) because  all penises are created equal (maybe not equal in size, but nonetheless, equal). I will treat all penises just like I would like my penis to be treated.

And for all you “dick-ists” out there, think about how much it would hurt if you were dumped just because you had a few millimeters of extra skin.

I for one will not rule out any uncut penis from my future. I’m actually kinda lookin forward for my pleasant uncut penis experience. I just hope it’s nothin like the first one. Akh. Again, I just could not.

So which do you prefer? Cut...or UNCUT?

Hugh Hefner,84, describes Viagra as “God’s little helper”

Hugh Hefner: Still got it

So Hugh Hefner is 84 and has a better sex life than most people in their 20s. Interesting. What’s also interesting: he believes he is “making love”. Let’s leave it at that. Have lots of respect for you , though, Hugh!

Do you take a lot of Viagra?
I don’t take a lot, but I take it when it’s called for.

How often is it called for?
I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love. I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.

You’re not paid by Viagra to say that, are you?
No, they get that advertising from me for free.

Full interview with the New York Times here.

Top 10 Samantha Jones Quotes

Samantha Jones (played by Kim Cattrall) - Sex and the City

1. Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

2. Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.

3. I love the stock market: a room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.

4. I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

5. The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.

6. Who knows? He’s a man. You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of one and still not know what he’s thinking.

7. The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

8. Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

9. If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world…and at the same time have our hands free.

10. You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.

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