Porn has tremendously helped your sex life .
A lot of the moves you do in bed are taken straight out of a porn movie.
The way you slap his dick on your face while you blow him. The way you scream “yeah… you like that?” while you fuck him. The way you cum on his face like that guy from Sean Cody.
Yes, we have those moments when we’re so thankful for porn stars.
But we forget that they’re not people.
Porn stars are robots. Fucking machines. Actors. They have big tools. They never lose their erection. They take hours to cum. They have clean hairless asses. They’re not us. They’re not real.
What I’m trying to tell you lovely gay boys is that it’s OKAY if there’s a malfunction sometimes.
Everyone loses their hard on. Happens with me and with the guys topping me. Happens more often than you think. It’s horrible, embarrassing, and you feel bad about yourself for days following the incident. But there’s nothing wrong with you. Performance anxiety is very common. Don’t be disappointed in yourself. You’re not a porn star. Porn stars pop Viagra like M&M’s (FYI… baby V is a miracle drug).
And everyone ejaculates prematurely at one point or another. It’s FINE. Congrats, you fit right in. You’re normal.
I swear, we’ve watched too many porn movies. We’re disappointed when the sex isn’t as amazing as the porn movie we watched last night.
Stop having high expectations when it comes to sex.
And remember… porn movies are just like romantic movies. The happy endings they paint are seldom found in real life.
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