1. I don’t care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick.
2. Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.
3. I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.
4. Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
5. Straight men need to be emasculated. I’m sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man’s tongue in his mouth at least once.
6. Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don’t judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
7. I wouldn’t have turned out the way I was if I didn’t have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.
8. I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
9. No man can have sex with anyone but me and since I don’t have that kind of time on my hands, you might as well all be gay.
10. I’ll flirt with anyone from garbagemen to grandmothers.