Honest or Insensitive?

Grace: Karen, I wanna ask you something, but it’s really personal, and I’m afraid you’re gonna be insensitive.

Karen: Oh, honey. That makes me feel bad. Try me!

Grace: Okay. Do you think it’s weird that I’ve had more partners but less actual sex than Nathan?

Karen: No. No, honey! That just means that people like having sex with Nathan and they don’t like having sex with you!

Grace: I can’t believe I hesitated to ask you about that.

Karen: Oh, relax, honey. I didn’t mean it like that. Of course I didn’t! Listen to me! I just meant that people don’t like having sex with you, okay?

Will & Grace

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You Say Potato. I Say Vodka.

Karen with her drink

Karen Walker’s my favorite character from “Will & Grace”. She’s rude, spoiled, fashionable, egocentric, lazy, and a gold-diggin borderline alcoholic with very low morals.

Here are some classic (and laugh your ass off) quotes:

1.  I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.

2. No one in the world would believe you’re straight. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy… and you did him.

3. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, let me do a little test. Okay, there’s a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it’s on fire. Which do you save?

4. Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

5.  Unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

6. Husbands come and go but the Chanel slingback is forever.

7. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything. You know, like ‘maternal’ or ‘addiction’.

8. I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser. I’ve got buckets of money. I’m a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.

9. You’re in a gay club with a nice ass, start shakin’ that money maker!

10. [Looks disgusted lookin’ at Grace] Honey… we talked about this blouse.

11. The kids will be fine. I cracked a window in the limo.

12. It looks like your new sweetie has turned his back on homosexuals. And not in the good way.