So my friend was visiting Lebanon from the States last month. He would tell you eating at Roadster and ZwZ were the highlights of his trip, but I also know he secretly enjoyed the many facepalm moments courtesy of Grindr.
His fails put mine to shame. “Waiter at Moulin D’or”? Epicness.
Enjoy, and keep sending your epic Grindr fails to email@example.com. Because remember, your fail can make a difference. Well, not really. But it’ll make someone LOL. And that’s almost as awesome.
As a gay kid, I used to feel like I was the only gay kid in the world. Heck, I used to feel like the only gay human being in the world. Well that’s until I saw other “gayer” and more flamboyant gay kids at school, but that’s another story.
Sorry, I digress…
Nowadays, I feel like there are so many gay people around that I’m just another number. I don’t feel as special. And you know what? It hurts.
But again, I digress.
So ever since re-installing my Grindr Xtra (yes, I have Grindr Xtra and I’m not afraid to say it or use it) in mid-October, I’ve chatted with 1114 guys. That’s 1114 guys in 3 months! People, that’s one thousand one hundred and fourteen guys in 90 days. That’s an average of 12.37 guys for each of those 90 days. Now I’m sure there are many of you out there with higher numbers, but still, it amazes me.
First of all, I didn’t know there were this many gay people in the country. And that’s coming from a gay guy.
Second of all… no words, really. Let’s just leave it at that.
You know how it goes:
– You chat with someone
– They turn out to be an idiot
– You screenshot the chat and send it to your friend on Whatsapp
So allow me to present some of my most epic fails in recent history. (And when you’re done, check out other cool ones here)
Want your own epic chat fails to be featured on this blog?
Send a screenshot of the fail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Stay tuned for more…
Ah, the price you have to pay to get laid in Gay Lebanon.
The attitudes you have to put up with.
The meanness you have to face.
The idiocy. The stupidity.
I’ve compiled some screenshots of some of the worst chats I’ve had. Just some…
What are your worst? Please do share… and let’s laugh/cry/light a candle for GayLeb together.