3 in the Moaning

This post goes out to:
1) All those who enjoy sex & consider it a fun activity
2) To my dear friend who likes to twist & turn words like morning, dictation, headcount to make’em sound sexual

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3 In The Morning
You Know I’m Horny

So Why Don’t You Come Over My Place
Put A Smile On My Face

Leaving The Club
Shawty Hurry Up

So We Can Get This Party Started
Take Off Your Clothes

You Already Know What Time It Is
Reach Up In The Dresser Where The Condoms Is

Baby, When I Get It, I’ll Never Let It Go
Gonna Take It Slow

We Ain’t Gon Stop Til 9 AM
If You Can’t Take It All, Baby Say When

Make You Cum Over And Over Again
And Ima Leave It In

When We Do It, All Night

Won’t you be on that bullshit

All night. So right.

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Pics sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Lyrics: Chris Brown – No Bullshit

Big Butts

It’s been IN for a while now for women to have big asses a la Kim Kardashian. But what about the male butts out there? Do you like men who have a big ass?

I know I do.

But small tight ones do the job too!

I love to slap on a tight round ass! Big ass? Muscly ass? Flat ass? I’ll slap it. If I don’t slap like seven different asses at a party, it ain’t no party. Awkay?

Now check out the first pic. How much squats does this fatherfucker do a day?!?! :O

pics source: 1 2 3 4 5 6


He’s more than a man
This is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue

The clouds are rolling in
Because I’m gone again
To him I just can’t be true

And I know that he knows I’m unfaithful

And it kills him inside to know that I am happy with some other guy

I can see him dying

I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why

Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside

I don’t wanna hurt him anymore
I don’t wanna take away his life

I don’t wanna be a murderer

Song: Unfaithful – Rihanna

Pic Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Goodbye to Turning Tables

Close enough to start a war

All that I have is on the floor

God only knows what we’re fighting for

All that I say, you always say more

I won’t let you close enough to hurt me

No, I won’t rescue you to just desert me

I can’t give you the heart you think you gave me

It’s time to say goodbye to turning tables

Next time I’ll be braver

I’ll be my own savior

When the thunder calls for me

Next time I’ll be braver

I’ll be my own savior

Standing on my own two feet

Lyrics: Adele – Turning Tables

Pic sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10