How was the handshake?
Was it as firm as you like it to be?
When you first heard my voice, what did you think?
Effeminate? Manly? In-between?
Am I short? Tall? Is a 3-inch difference okay?
Am I your type? What you were hoping? Or do you not recognize me without the Instagram filters?
The perfume. A good choice? Momma always said you can never go wrong with CK.
What about the teeth? I ran out of whitening gel. Can you tell?
Do I put two elbows on the table in this fancy restaurant? I didn’t have time to tell you I was raised by wolves.
I know, I know. It’s awful.
But I remembered what you did for a living. “Creative Director”, yeah? Does that score me some points?
Do I laugh too loud? I did the pig snort. Were you embarrassed?
I excuse myself to go to the bathroom but pay the check instead.
Is it working?
Am I going home with you tonight?
Or is there a better prospect at 11 PM?
Our cheeks touch as we say goodbye.
Did you feel it? A skipped heartbeat. A hard on in the making.
Did you see it? A one-night stand? Two, tops?
Will there be another rendezvous? A callback?
Do you want some time to think about it?
Check the roles you have available.
Starring role. Supporting role. Guest appearance.
Is this it?
Is there more?
Or am I just ending up on the cutting room floor?