11 Signs That Scream “I Don’t Like You”

It’s really hard to tell if a guy likes you, isn’t it?

You buy self-help relationship books. You google “Is the guy I’m dating into me?”. You call your friend up at 2 a.m. asking for guy advice. All because you want to understand how a guy thinks. To know if he likes you. To understand what it means when he says “I’ll see you soon”. To decipher the ‘code’ when he puts his arms around your back during the date and says “thanks bro”.

But it’s time you knew that there is no code.

Men are simple.

Men are not complicated.

Neither am EYE.

So guys, if you ever date me, kindly remember the following 11 signs that scream “I don’t like you”.

I don’t like you when…

#1: I’m Not Replying to Your Manjam Message

You send your message again and again on dating sites. You send smileys, flowers, and dick pics. But I’m not interested. Get that.

#2: I see your picture and I Go Silent

We exchange emails/whatsapps and I see your picture. How can you expect to be with THIS when you look like THAT? I don’t have the heart to tell you you’re not my type. So I never reply. It’s not the horrible connection. It’s just that I don’t like you.

#3: When I Call You and You Never Hear From Me Again

I always do this to check if a guy has a feminine or manly voice. Eza khalis aw shedid 7alo. It’s not that I don’t like feminine boys. They’re my closest friends. But I never wanna fuck them. I like my men with a deep masculine voice. If after the phone call, I’m not BEGGING you to go out, I don’t like you.

#4: When I Say I Don’t Like You

Sometimes I have the guts to tell a guy he’s not my type. But even after I say so, some guys are just relentless and insist on chatting. Grow some dignity, bro.

#5: I’m Not Making Eye Contact

We’re at the club and you’re doing everything to get my attention. I’m not stupid. I can see it. But I’m not reacting because I don’t like you. Go away. If I like you, I’m dancing with you.

#6: I’m Not Asking You Out

If we’ve been chatting for a week and I’ve never asked you out, it’s not that I’m busy, it’s just that I don’t like you. If I liked you, I would do ANYTHING to meet you. Even if at 3 a.m.

#7: I’m Asking You Out

“Fuck, what did I just do?” is sometimes the first thing I ask myself after realizing how butt ugly my date is. So just because I did ask you out, it doesn’t mean I will again. Ever.

#8: I Don’t Fuck You

If you’re really my type and I like you, I would hint that we do it. I would hint that I’m good at giving head. I would hint that I’m horny. If after our date, you go home and jerk off in the bathroom instead of in my mouth, I don’t like you.

#9: I Fuck You

If I like you. I’m fucking you. But just because I’m fucking you, doesn’t necessarily mean I like you. I’ve slept with the most unattractive and fugly people…just because I was horny. It doesn’t mean I want anything more than getting a blowjob.

#10: If I Forget That I Have a Date

If I like you, I would never be late for our date. I would be there before you’re there looking like a million bucks. If you arrive at our date and I’m actually at home sleeping, it means I overslept, not JUST because I’m sleepy and tired, but also because I’m not interested enough and not nervous enough to stay awake to daydream about what you would look like in person.

#11: I’m Not Saying Good Morning

If I like you, you would be the first person I say hello to in the morning. If you’re always the one who’s starting the conversation, then I don’t want to chat. Because, say it with me…

I don’t like you.

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8 thoughts on “11 Signs That Scream “I Don’t Like You”

  1. Cubtacular October 10, 2012 / 12:56 pm

    You know, all it takes is a simple “Sorry, I’m not interested. Take care and good luck with everything”. If he continues to pester you afterwards, click on BLOCK and move on. No need for these games. It’s just…rude.

    • BeirutBoy October 14, 2012 / 8:44 pm

      I agree that’s all it takes. Gotta grow balls more often =)

  2. rudi October 13, 2012 / 9:22 pm

    I would agree with Cubtacular. Are the Lebanese guys so scared to be honest eye-to-eye or just sending message: date was good but I think there is nothing…….
    Or is it another stupid fashion in this country to let people stay in doubts?

    • BeirutBoy October 14, 2012 / 8:45 pm

      I’m so usin that one. 10x =)

  3. simplynot October 15, 2012 / 11:10 am

    Not your best post. It reeks of high-school cheerleader attitude, but then again, that’s commonplace in Lebanon.

  4. thepersiancloset October 31, 2012 / 6:31 am

    So to sum up your post you’re an insecure superficial heartless horndog….

    Your other posts don’t paint you that way, but if this is the way you want to portray yourself all of a sudden then by all means se la vi. But I must say I’m disappointed with this post and the previous. You WERE one of my favorite Arabs yet.

  5. biufrviusuifn November 28, 2012 / 11:00 pm

    I’m sorry. but you are so so so shallow. so Lebanese. unfortunately !! Get your butt out of your ass. Even IF you are good looking, there is always someone better looking than you.. remember that.

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