1- Gaga’s alter ego Jo Calderone opens the show!
I knew Gaga was gonna perform You & I, but I should have known she’s gonna come as a guy. Duhhh!
With Gaga, you never see it comin even when it’s so fuckin obvious.
Gaga later accepted the Best Female award dressed as a Male. Love it.
2- Adele puts some soul into the VMAs
She delivered a raw performance of Someone Like You.
3- Gaga & Britney ALMOST Kiss on stage
Jo Calderone leans in to kiss Britney but Brit giggles & says: “I’ve done that before”.
The Britney tribute was cute, but it’s Britney’s thank you speech that sucked dick.
4- Beyonce’s pregnant!
The word spread before the show that Bee’s expectin.
But it was confirmed when Beyonce ended her performance by rubbin her belly 😉
5- Amy Winehouse tribute
Bruno Mars delivers a joyful rendition of Valerie. =)
6- Gaga jerks off to Britney:
“She’s fuckin Britney Spears. Didn’t you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?”
7- Katy Perry’s Firework wins Video of the Year
…with a fuckin cube on her head and a fugly dress on.
I rly wish i could burn what she’s wearin.
8- Chris Brown’s amazing fly-over-the-crowd performance
9- Jessie J sings the night away (literally)!
Jessie J was House Artist this year! She sang songs between commercials!
Cool pick for House Artist!
10- A fabulous performance by Beyonce!
She’s not dancin her ass off, but damn is she using those pipes!
She looks so happy =)
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w Kel VMA w ento bkheyr!
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