Here are some quotes from this fierce woman!
– I’m Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
– Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.
– You know I only go to church for two reasons: weddings and funerals. Which one we gonna have today?
– I told you, you don’t know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don’t know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer. Lie-awyer!
– Sex will get you dinner and a movie. Holding out will get you cars and jewels and houses.
– I’ll be at church when they get a smoking section.
Myrtle: “Peace be still.” That’s what he said.
Madea: Well, peace always comes with still…
[takes out gun]
Madea: ’cause I keeps me a piece o’ steel.
Brenda: If I call the cops, they will be here in TEN minutes.
Madea: Good. Then that gives me nine to beat the hell outta you.
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