Ma to the damn D-E-A!

I ❤ the Madea (Mabel Simmons) character, played by Tyler Perry.

Here are some quotes from this fierce woman!

– I’m Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!

– Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.

– You know I only go to church for two reasons: weddings and funerals. Which one we gonna have today?

– I told you, you don’t know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don’t know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer. Lie-awyer!

– Sex will get you dinner and a movie. Holding out will get you cars and jewels and houses.

– I’ll be at church when they get a smoking section.

Makin Dr. Phil go crazy. Look @ the priceless expression on her face! lol

Myrtle: “Peace be still.” That’s what he said.

Madea: Well, peace always comes with still…

[takes out gun]

Madea: ’cause I keeps me a piece o’ steel.

Brenda: If I call the cops, they will be here in TEN minutes.

Madea: Good. Then that gives me nine to beat the hell outta you.

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