Hold on a second. I got something in my mouth.

I don’t think I had trimmed when I got my first head.

I feel sorry for the guy.

The sight of that big ol’ bush comin right at him must have been scary.  He would stop every other second to remove the pubes out of his mouth. Haram.

Needless to say, I now trim and keep it clean down there, and I prefer guys who do the same.

Not talkin about the hair on your chest, abdomen, or legs. Those can be very sexy.

I”m talkin about your pubes and your ass hair.

Yes, ass hair too. You know how hard it is to find an asshole in the dark? No joke.

Plus, why do people get hair cuts all the time? If the thick long hair on your head becomes so annoyin after a while, imagine what your ass might be feelin when it’s drowned by that Amazonian forest.

Go trim.

Here, use my electric clipper and mirror.

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4 thoughts on “Hold on a second. I got something in my mouth.

  1. Mi7tar August 16, 2011 / 12:12 pm


    Why U R having sex in the dark thats not safe at all :/

    Btw trimming is not enough , I think waxing is the best thing 2 do .

    Anyway have a safe and fun sex lol 😉

    • BeirutBoy August 17, 2011 / 5:37 pm

      HAHAHA! thanks for ur concern ya Mi7tar! I’ll be sure to keep the lights on! 😛

    • BeirutBoy August 17, 2011 / 5:35 pm

      hahaha! the writing is funny but i totally disagree!

      1) i like it when i fart wit no hair. lol. makes a “pop” sound. its funny.
      2) when you wipe your hairless ass, it’s so much easier and cleaner!

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