Hi mom. It's me. Beirut Boy.

Aah, the bad men.

We’ve all dated one, fell in love with one, fucked one, & got fucked over by one.

These men are awful! They take you out on a bad date, they never call you back, they have bad manners & low morals.

They’re basically lowlives, okay?

Fortunately, there is one good thing about dating a bad man: he makes you appreciate the good men out there.

If those men resemble a guy you’re dating, run for your fucking life.

#1: The ‘No Real Date’ man

#2: The Man from Abroad