The Small Lebanese Gay World

The Lebanese gay world is small.

…and getting smaller.

Here is why:

– You enter Bardo & during the first 15 seconds, five people have spread the word about how you’re a premature ejaculator.

– You open Manjam & it hits you: “I’ve dated everyone who’s online. I need a new dating service.”

– Your friend starts telling you about a new guy he’s dating. Halfway through the conversation, you realize you’ve done the guy.

– You start eyeing a guy at OB-LA-DI. He’s really cute. But, shit. You can’t start off with a clean slate. He’s hanging out with a group of gays you can’t stand! Baleha…

– You start chatting with this new guy online. When he tells you his name, you realize you’re chatting with someone you’ve fucked already.

– The guy you’re starting to fall for reveals the identity of his ex. You realize that you know his ex. You used to be in love with him too.

– You see someone on the street and you know that he’s 25, uncut, pure top, Christian, and a smoker. You have never chatted with him, dated him, or even know his name. You just remember his Manjam profile.

– Your friend starts telling you about his new flame Paul. You interrupt your friend and ask him: “Paul, 25, mole on right cheek, Dora”?.


8 thoughts on “The Small Lebanese Gay World

  1. Ralph April 18, 2011 / 9:30 pm

    lol! The 7th one is fucking hilarious!

  2. Mish April 18, 2011 / 10:42 pm

    sadly true, except that none of them happened to me yet :p but i can expect them coming as my gay social circle is expanding.

  3. jimmy April 18, 2011 / 11:46 pm

    Living abroad , I have , thankfully , avoided this phenomenon LOL
    What a treat today…so much different posts !

    • BeirutBoy April 19, 2011 / 2:06 pm

      hehe! Glad u enjoyed the posts! =)

  4. Hajj April 19, 2011 / 12:54 am

    I THINK this says more about you than it does about the size of the gay populace 😀

  5. BiSexual April 19, 2011 / 9:53 am

    hehehe i liked this post, and yeah you can say that it is happening to a large numbers of guys!

    But the main question remains: ” WHY IS THAT ” ???

    I liked the 8th one, PAUL 🙂

  6. gib April 19, 2011 / 7:18 pm

    haha! so true 3an jed 7aram ne7na!

  7. E April 21, 2011 / 5:48 pm

    I think the list pretty much covers every countries gay community, especially the one here in Sydney.

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