13 Reasons Why Femme Fatale Kicks Ass

Britney Spears doesn’t give a fuck.

Britney Spears got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. At 22.

Britney Spears sold 1.3 million copies of her album in 7 days. At 18.

Britney Spears wore her underwear over her jeans. At 19.

Britney Spears exhanged salivas with her idol. At 22.

Britney Spears was ranked the world’s most powerful celebrity. At 20.

Britney fuckin Spears has nothin to prove. She’s been there, done that.

Now, it’s all icing on the cake. So sit back & enjoy the good music.

Even though I’ve been jammin to Femme Fatale for more than 2 weeks, the album officially drops worldwide today.

Here are 13 reasons why this album kicks ass:

#1: Till The World Ends

The voice she’s rockin when she says “Get Me Get Me on the Floor”.

#2: Hold It Against Me

Who else could get away with turnin a “hazy” into a “hazayy”?

#3: Inside Out

The awesome beat produced by Billboard, and the synthesizers that sound like a robot orgasming.

#4: I Wanna Go

My car loves this. Should be a summer single. Why? I’m shakin my hips to this feel-good songas I’m typin those words. “Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shame on me”?

#5: How I Roll

If Freakshow had a more pleasant sister, this would be it. Spears’ voice is altered & made deeper to match a man’s voice. Flawless production. The sound of the poppin bottle gets me everytime.

#6: (Drop Dead)  Beautiful

The pick up lines. “Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu”. “Whoever said that beauty’s on the inside is a liar”. Damn, the girl can flirt.

#7: Seal It With a Kiss

The breathy “Ahaaa” vocals.

#8: The Big Fat Bass

My least favorite track in the beginning. Now, I’m a big fat addict. Very out-of-the-box for Brit. Love the breakdown @ 3:13. Will.I.Am’s production is rockin.

#9: Trouble For Me

“Why the fuck is this song on the album?” was my first thought when I heard this song. Definitely a grower. Love the club-ready beat in the begininng.

#10: Trip To Your Heart

My favorite track on the album. The beats are pure trance heaven & the vocals are beautiful. Beautiful song.

#11: Gasoline

You know when you’re at the club or at a friend’s birthday party, and “your song” comes on? So you get an adrenaline rush, scream at the top of your lungs, jump up and down, and tell EVERYONE at the party that this is YOUR jam and they’re not allowed to steal it? That’s how I feel about this song. Makes me go: “fuckkk! KEss ekhtaaa! ayre ayre ayreee.. I looove this fuckin song!”. Yup.

#12: Criminal

This ain’t no “Everytime”, but it sure as hell beats “My Baby”. The flute reminds me of Kill Bill. And in case you’re wondering, I love Kill Bill.

#13: The bonus tracks

Not crazy about those, but they’re all unchartered territoty for  Britney. I like “Scary”, but my favorite is “Selfish”. If you have a Mercedes, you should feel very lucky, asshole.

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11 thoughts on “13 Reasons Why Femme Fatale Kicks Ass

  1. Escapist March 28, 2011 / 6:42 pm

    Absolutely in love with this album. It never fails to get me moving each time 😀 I’m just moderating my listens in fear of wearing it out 😛

  2. Mariam March 28, 2011 / 6:43 pm

    love ❤ Britney has to take so much crap from anyone and honestly they just need to calm down and let her be… her career went down because of those people (in her tough stage,) but she's back and bigger than ever. These people who wanted to ruin her can jump off a building now.

  3. Zack March 28, 2011 / 10:28 pm

    Britney’s ‘lifeless’ performances slammed
    Amid anticipation, Britney Spears’s first onstage appearances in years disappoint. ‘It’s like she’s not there’.
    Yes, the critics like it, they really like it—for the most part—even if a lot of them do so in spite of (or even because of) Britney being perceived as a producers’ pet.
    reviews :
    Rolling Stone: 4 stars out of 5

    USA Today: 3 stars out of 4

    The Chicago Tribune: 2 stars out of 4

    The Telegraph: 4 stars out of 4

    The Independent: 2 stars out of 4

    The Globe-and-Mail: 3 1/2 stars out of 4

    The Guardian: 3 stars out of 4

    The Daily Mail: 3 stars out of 5

    Spin: 7 out of 10

    EW: B+

    ** Conclusion : like Everyth

    • Zack March 28, 2011 / 10:33 pm

      ** Conclusion : like Everything go up Fast …… Fall out faster 😛

  4. Bleh March 30, 2011 / 2:00 am

    I’ll give you one reason that beats all of those: It’s Britney Fu*kin Spears Bitch.

  5. Nabz April 4, 2011 / 1:27 pm

    Album is doing bad. Sold only 200K in the US (First week) and her singles are falling off the charts like cup-cakes.

    My review: Album fails to impress. Sorry Britney fans.

    • BeirutBoy April 4, 2011 / 1:34 pm

      I don’t think great sales necessarily mean that the album’s great.

      Blackout is the least successful album of her entire career commercially. But it got the most acclaim out of all albums, and for many, including me, it’s her best work.

      And take Rihanna’s Loud versus Rated R. Loud has sold more than Rated R, but Rated R beats Loud ANY DAY.

      • Nabz April 4, 2011 / 1:45 pm

        Loud sucks.

        I agree about Blackout.. its her best album by far. Maybe cause it was personal? Femme Fatale doesn’t come close. Even Circus is more enjoyable. Besides “Big Fat Bass,” I didn’t like it. Something is missing.

        As for the Billboard charts, a lot of local Britney fans have been calling it a success and a monstrous come-back.. Well, no and its not.

  6. Wilmaryad April 6, 2011 / 11:36 pm

    I’m no fan, but this is Britney’s most fun album to date. Somehow, she finally could combine in one CD all the elements that had made each of her previous albums work. And people should stop criticizing her dancing; the girl has given birth twice and dances in heels, hello? Let her dance in sneakers and see for yourself. 🙂

  7. G O D N E Y May 13, 2011 / 10:16 am

    Britney is a legend. She has nothing to prove.. Femme Fatale is definetely the biggest pop album of the year, she rules.. GODNEY 4EVA !

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