Britney Spears doesn’t give a fuck.
Britney Spears got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. At 22.
Britney Spears sold 1.3 million copies of her album in 7 days. At 18.
Britney Spears wore her underwear over her jeans. At 19.
Britney Spears exhanged salivas with her idol. At 22.
Britney Spears was ranked the world’s most powerful celebrity. At 20.
Britney fuckin Spears has nothin to prove. She’s been there, done that.
Now, it’s all icing on the cake. So sit back & enjoy the good music.
Even though I’ve been jammin to Femme Fatale for more than 2 weeks, the album officially drops worldwide today.
Here are 13 reasons why this album kicks ass:
#1: Till The World Ends
The voice she’s rockin when she says “Get Me Get Me on the Floor”.
#2: Hold It Against Me
Who else could get away with turnin a “hazy” into a “hazayy”?
#3: Inside Out
The awesome beat produced by Billboard, and the synthesizers that sound like a robot orgasming.
#4: I Wanna Go
My car loves this. Should be a summer single. Why? I’m shakin my hips to this feel-good songas I’m typin those words. “Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shame on me”?
#5: How I Roll
If Freakshow had a more pleasant sister, this would be it. Spears’ voice is altered & made deeper to match a man’s voice. Flawless production. The sound of the poppin bottle gets me everytime.
#6: (Drop Dead) Beautiful
The pick up lines. “Your body looks so sick I think I caught the flu”. “Whoever said that beauty’s on the inside is a liar”. Damn, the girl can flirt.
#7: Seal It With a Kiss
The breathy “Ahaaa” vocals.
#8: The Big Fat Bass
My least favorite track in the beginning. Now, I’m a big fat addict. Very out-of-the-box for Brit. Love the breakdown @ 3:13. Will.I.Am’s production is rockin.
#9: Trouble For Me
“Why the fuck is this song on the album?” was my first thought when I heard this song. Definitely a grower. Love the club-ready beat in the begininng.
#10: Trip To Your Heart
My favorite track on the album. The beats are pure trance heaven & the vocals are beautiful. Beautiful song.
You know when you’re at the club or at a friend’s birthday party, and “your song” comes on? So you get an adrenaline rush, scream at the top of your lungs, jump up and down, and tell EVERYONE at the party that this is YOUR jam and they’re not allowed to steal it? That’s how I feel about this song. Makes me go: “fuckkk! KEss ekhtaaa! ayre ayre ayreee.. I looove this fuckin song!”. Yup.
This ain’t no “Everytime”, but it sure as hell beats “My Baby”. The flute reminds me of Kill Bill. And in case you’re wondering, I love Kill Bill.
#13: The bonus tracks
Not crazy about those, but they’re all unchartered territoty for Britney. I like “Scary”, but my favorite is “Selfish”. If you have a Mercedes, you should feel very lucky, asshole.
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