LMAO Jack McFarland Quotes

Jack McFarland (played by Sean Hayes)

– There are no straight men. Only men who have not met Jack.

– I can’t believe I’m 30. Do you know how much that is in gay years?

– Women, can’t live with them… end of sentence.

– His name is Paul and he is cute with a capital Q!

– Will, I told you. You live with a hetero long enough, you’re going to catch it.

– I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.

– Je suis Fatty Gay!

"Just Jack!"

– Guys don’t make passes at guys with fat asses.

– A gentleman always eats like a lady.

– Makin’ someone gay is exhausting. I don’t know how my mother did it.

– What, a guy sleeps with guys and immediately he’s pegged as gay?

– I hope there’s someone cute on the elevator. I’d love a deep, committed relationship for thirty floors or so.

– Oh… My… Cher!

and my favorite

– Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises.

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4 thoughts on “LMAO Jack McFarland Quotes

  1. Asquared March 5, 2011 / 1:19 am

    Jack and the things he says are the only reason I used to watch will and grace! He’s hilarious!

  2. Dyone March 5, 2011 / 11:15 am

    I looooove Jack! 😀

  3. Aline C March 5, 2011 / 3:47 pm

    I LOVE WILL & GRACE!!! I think it’s the funniest sitcom, like, ever. Jack is HILARIOUS 😀
    Oh My Cher.

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