Enta Wahad Mafsoum

Mafsoum (Lebanese adjective):

– someone who’s hot and cold & moody (multiplied by 69)

– a friend who clubbed with you on Friday. Removed you from Facebook on Saturday.

(Enta Wahad Mafsoum = You’re a Mafsoum)

Enta wahad mafsoum.

One minute we’re cool.

The next minute, you’re screening my call & not replying to my text message.

Enta wahad mafsoum.

I thought I was the best thing in your life since sliced bread.

Turns out I was the best thing in your life since the iPad.

Enta wahad mafsoum.

I thought I had seen and heard it all when it came to people who do what you do.

But, dude, you took “El Infisam” to a new level.

I didn’t expect you to be the ultimate mafsoum of all.

You’re giving me the silent treatment without tellin me why you’re giving me the silent treatment.

But I ain’t losin sleep over it. I ain’t pissed or sad.

Bel3akes. Good riddance!

I’m happy that from now on, whenever a friend tells me that someone they know is “mafsoum”, I’ll have the chance to say “lahza, lahza, you think THAT’s mafsoum? haha! HEYDA MAFSOUM!”

Ayre feek.

Enta wahad mafsoum.

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8 thoughts on “Enta Wahad Mafsoum

  1. Escapist March 3, 2011 / 12:49 am

    Ohhhhhhh yeah 😛

    • BeirutBoy March 3, 2011 / 2:13 pm

      I assume u know a Mafsoum/Mafsoumeh of ur own =)

  2. Mi7tar March 3, 2011 / 2:45 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmmm

    Lil asf kol alnas hayk ma mafsom ya mafsomeh

    ahm shy in alwa7d ma y7r8 dmo w a3sabo 3la nas ma btstahl

    Wish U all the best

    Mi7tar

  3. yasmine March 3, 2011 / 3:21 pm

    That unfortunately is one of the most annoying things in “friendship”.

    • BeirutBoy March 3, 2011 / 10:21 pm

      So glad that “friend” is no longer a friend.

      Khayyyyy 😉

  4. Mish March 3, 2011 / 3:31 pm

    Actually enfisam has many degrees which may seem mafsoum to you may be natural to others. w ayre bel mafsoumin

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