Evil Sue Sylvester Quotes

The evil Sue Sylvester makes Glee entertaining to watch!

Here are some quotes that’ll make you go “ahh hell no! That bitch did not just say that!”

What’s your favorite S.S. quote?

Sue Sylvester played by Jane Lynch

– Santana! Wheels! Gay kid! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! Shaft!

 – I’m about to vomit down your back.

– You think this is hard? I’m passing a gallstone as we speak! That’s hard!

– You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!

– So you like show tunes. It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you’re awful.

– Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.

– Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.

– I’ll often yell at homeless people: ‘Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Give not being homeless a try, huh?’

– You may be two of the stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered, and that’s saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

& my favorite…

– And that young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

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14 thoughts on “Evil Sue Sylvester Quotes

  1. bahaafe February 22, 2011 / 11:37 am

    I LOVE WHEN SHE MAKES FUN OF Mr. SHUE’S HAIR 🙂

    • BeirutBoy February 22, 2011 / 11:47 am

      hahaha. To me, the hair jokes are getting old. Find something NEW to make fun of Sue! 😛

      Aslan mesh mkhalleye 7ada men sharra! No matter what race, sexual orientation, gender, economic class 😛

      • bahaafe February 22, 2011 / 11:56 am

        BIG TIME 🙂 LOL

      • Sam August 8, 2011 / 4:30 am

        your an idiot. lol. that’s the whole point! it gets soooo old it’s hilarious! I ❤ Sue!

  2. Lebanon Rebel February 22, 2011 / 12:00 pm

    There are many reasons to love YOU and Sue Sylvester ❤

  3. Escapist February 22, 2011 / 1:47 pm

    I cracked up the other day when she said to Sam “I’ve gotta get that girl on the Cheerios” 😛
    She’s my favorite character, followed by Rachel who’s hilarious as well!

    • BeirutBoy February 22, 2011 / 2:27 pm

      HAHAHAHA that’s a good one.

      check this:

      Santana: [to Sam] Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute.

      and check this kamena:

      • Escapist February 22, 2011 / 3:55 pm

        HAHAHAHA! I just LOL’ed at the office 😛 Oops!
        She’s too awesome!

        I also remember that quote, I’m loving Santana more!

  4. Aline C February 23, 2011 / 4:05 pm

    ahaha I love the last quote as well 😀

    • BeirutBoy February 23, 2011 / 9:00 pm

      It totally doesn’t make sense. So random and WTF! That’s why it’s funny 😛

  5. Rabih February 24, 2011 / 10:10 pm

    How about : “Sponge Hair Square Chin” thats my favorite 🙂 it’s more funny than evil though!

    • BeirutBoy February 25, 2011 / 4:43 pm

      LOL. haram Schuester’s always harrassed by her. But he gave it to her gooood when he pretended to be into her! “gimme something goood”!!

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