Hi mom. It's me. Beirut Boy.

So my friend is really horny and wants to have sex.

He’s not the abstinent type and doesn’t have an available fuckbuddy, so he starts chatting with a guy on Manjam and agree to meet at this guy’s house for a one nighter.

Of course, they exchange cellphone numbers to know where to meet up exactly.

When my friend arrives to the agreed upon place, he calls him.

A woman picks up.

It hits him: that motherfucker pranked him and gave him a wrong number.

Could he have saved a wrong number, though? Nope. Cause he checked the number twice when that guy gave it to him.

Why the fuck do people do that?

That was a fucked up rainy day, so to take a cab and get stuck in traffic in hopes of getting laid, and then go back home empty-assed, is just wrong.

I remember being a 14 year old gay kid in denial, I used to fantasize about agreeing on a date with a guy and not showing up, but I don’t think I ever went through with it.

So unless the guy who pranked my friend is an immature teen, there’s no excuse for acting like an asshole.

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