I know that one night stands mean: no feelings, no attachment, no love, just fucking.
But how could you sleep with a person and not remember them?
See, I was chatting with this guy from Manjam for like two days. I saw his pic once (face was kinda blurry) but he must have seen a dozen pics of mine.
And then he tells me his name and it hits me: “I’ve fucked this guy before!”
Me: Wait…aren’t you the guy with that other email?
Him: Umm Yeah..?!
Me: Dude we fucked last year! Don’t you remember?
Him: Who is this again? Show me another pic. Wait, what’s your name?
After some hits and misses he finally guessed who I was.
If I’m not memorable, does that mean I’m bad in bed? No, no. I refuse. If I was bad in bed, I would have been memorable. Plus he wouldn’t have swallowed my cum if I was a bad fuck. But I guess I’m not that good either. Oh wait…maybe it’s because the asshole can’t keep his dick in his pants! Yeah, yeah. THAT should do it!