Phoebe is my favorite character from FRIENDS. So so funny, ditsy, sweet, and sometimes bitchy! (and her Smelly Cat is still hot after all these years…hehe)
Phoebe: [sings] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It’s not your fault!
Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Ross: Wanna hear something weird?
Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.
[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel]
Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
Joey: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.
Phoebe: Really? Mine get me out of tickets.
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.
Phoebe: Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don’t eat my cookie.
and my favorite…
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you – you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?