Funny Phoebe Buffay Quotes

Phoebe is my favorite character from FRIENDS. So so funny, ditsy, sweet, and sometimes bitchy! (and her Smelly Cat is still hot after all these years…hehe)


Phoebe Buffay (played by Lisa Kudrow)


Phoebe: [sings] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?  Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It’s not your fault!


Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.

Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?

Phoebe: Yeah!


Ross: Wanna hear something weird?

Phoebe: Always.


Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.


[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel]

Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.


Joey: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.

Phoebe: Really? Mine get me out of tickets.


Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.


Phoebe: Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don’t eat my cookie.

and my favorite…

Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

Monica: Wow, you – you worked in a mine?

Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

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5 thoughts on “Funny Phoebe Buffay Quotes

  1. Riham October 23, 2010 / 12:28 am

    Haha. Phoebe was my favorite too! She’s just so weird and awesome and cheery and edgy! all in one person 😀

    I miss watching that show. It was all I watched for a while. I do have the DVDs…

    • BeirutBoy October 23, 2010 / 12:30 am

      The only way i’m watchin it these days is thru MBC4 on thursday and friday.
      But I miss the old epi-s!

  2. Ekios October 23, 2010 / 10:48 am

    Excellent 😉

  3. amey March 15, 2011 / 8:00 pm

    phoebe was the best of them all, and though i love all the friends, theres something about phoebes personality that i just drool over for! her jokes and songs are the best! smelly cat……….

    • BeirutBoy March 15, 2011 / 11:21 pm


      Yeah Phoebe’s my fave. So cooky

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