What is up with people who don’t look in their rear-view mirrors when going in reverse?!
Case in point:
I was entering the ABC Ashrafieh parking the other day when the car in front of me stopped; the driver obviously realized she was going the wrong way.
So what does she do?
She puts the car in reverse, doesn’t even look in her rear-view mirror to see if someone is behind her, and steps (with full force) on the fuckin gas pedal and crashes into my car.
I start screaming like a fatherfucker: “Eww Ewww. What the fuckk!?”.
Does she get out of her car to see what kind of damage she did?
Not at all! She drives off and searches for a parking space for her car.
Thankfully, no apparent damage was caused to my bumper.
So people, drive responsibly and use your fuckin rear-view mirrors…assholes!
I thank my best friend who gladly listened to me vent and scream (a la Mel Gibson when he wouldn’t get a blowjob) on the phone:
“I can’t believe this fuckin bitch! We7de hayawene. Wlik ayre bil swe2a bi hal balad bi ayreh! Mabya3erfou ysou2o! Kess emmik sharmutaa! Mesh ente…hiyye! 2a7be!”