Another night of fucked up people doing fucked up things in our fabulous city of Beirut yesterday.
Apparently, the “personal dispute” that caused the firing of rockets and RPGs was a dispute over a parking space.
I get it.
Parking space is a very big deal in Lebanon.
If only I got a penny every time I took someone’s eye out when they stole my parking space…
But seriously now. A parking space caused all this?
It’s one of those situations where, yes, people died, but it’s so funny. It’s so funny you can’t stop laughing. People dying over nothing. Hilarious!
A word of advice to tourists visiting Lebanon. Don’t be involved in disputes cause of parking spaces, it will get you killed and drag the whole country into a new civil war.