Top 10 Samantha Jones Quotes

Samantha Jones (played by Kim Cattrall) - Sex and the City

1. Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

2. Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.

3. I love the stock market: a room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.

4. I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

5. The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.

6. Who knows? He’s a man. You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of one and still not know what he’s thinking.

7. The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

8. Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

9. If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world…and at the same time have our hands free.

10. You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.


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7 thoughts on “Top 10 Samantha Jones Quotes

  1. Aline C July 15, 2010 / 8:56 pm

    AHAHAHAHA Love it! 😀 The first 2 are my favs 😀

  2. BeirutBoy July 15, 2010 / 9:23 pm

    Nice Choices Aline!
    It’s so hard for me to pick just ONE!
    They’re all rly good 🙂

  3. Sarah Lovell June 21, 2013 / 10:29 am

    Samantha Jones is my favorite character. She is so real, and doesn’t fake anything. I am totally influenced by her boldness and the way of thinking. I have watched The whole SATC series many times, and I have never loved any other show as much as I love this one. Samantha, you go girl!

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