this guy has a wikipedia page (i know i know…i CHECKED!)
He’s basically a guy who’s made a living (and a name) out of gossiping about celebs and poking fun at them. This motherfucker even has the audacity to call Christina Aguilera a FLOPTINA!
And when Michael Jackson passed away in June 2009..he went on his blog and called it a “publicity stunt”.
In August 2007, he announced that Cuban president Fidel Castro was dead!…yeah well…not so much. Castro’s still alive and kicking…Hilton’s ass i hope.
Perez Hilton, or should I say Mario (forgot his family name).

He blogs about celebs and draws dicks and shit on their pics, and always has spelling mistakes.
He came to Hollywood to be an actor, it didn’t work out…and he though “well if I can’t be one of them, I’m going to make fun of them”. Make fun he did… and he gets payed for it.
He’s a complete idiot most of the time, but sometimes he says the things people are thinking but won’t say. But lately he’s become even more of a complete hypocritical ass.
I hate him, but I can’t help myself I’ve been a fan of his blog since 06/07.
He’s so schizo. He calls Xtina “Floptina” but still…he sometimes praises her whenever he wants to. He calls Lindsay “Lindsanity”.
He’s like a bully sort of.
And he’s makin loads of money bein one…
Oh and apprently his full name is:
Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. 😛