Top 10 VMA moments!

1- Gaga’s alter ego Jo Calderone opens the show!

I knew Gaga was gonna perform You & I, but I should have known she’s gonna come as a guy. Duhhh!

With Gaga, you never see it comin even when it’s so fuckin obvious.

Gaga later accepted the Best Female award dressed as a Male. Love it.


2- Adele puts some soul into the VMAs

She delivered a raw performance of Someone Like You.


3- Gaga & Britney ALMOST Kiss on stage

Jo Calderone leans in to kiss Britney but Brit giggles & says: “I’ve done that before”.

The Britney tribute was cute, but it’s Britney’s thank you speech that sucked dick.


4- Beyonce’s pregnant!

The word spread before the show that Bee’s expectin.

But it was confirmed when Beyonce ended her performance by rubbin her belly ;)


5- Amy Winehouse tribute

Bruno Mars delivers a joyful rendition of Valerie. =)


6- Gaga jerks off to Britney:

“She’s fuckin Britney Spears. Didn’t you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?”


7- Katy Perry’s Firework wins Video of the Year

…with a fuckin cube on her head and a fugly dress on.

I rly wish i could burn what she’s wearin.


8- Chris Brown’s amazing fly-over-the-crowd performance


9- Jessie J sings the night away (literally)!

Jessie J was House Artist this year! She sang songs between commercials!

Cool pick for House Artist!


10- A fabulous performance by Beyonce!

She’s not dancin her ass off, but damn is she using those pipes!

She looks so happy =)

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w Kel VMA w ento bkheyr!

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